Time is what keeps things from happening all at on

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

(Source: categorizedfear)

Loneliness becomes an acid that eats away at you.
Haruki Murakami (via lesnabis)

(Source: sophianism)

disheartens:

*seduces you with mediocre blogging abilities*

(Source: metallics)

Reblog if you’re a cuddler.

(Source: adaytoalwaysremember)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

I never knew I was addicted, until I tried to stop.
(via alaelia)

(Source: weakflowers)

fireball-mudflap:

Adelaide being small has its advantages like if you get lost in the city you have a 1 in 4 chance of being on the right street